# 1171

her boudoir lined with Japonistic prints and the wall awash in foggy morning light with its charming bokashi effect

# 1170

the average American can’t remember whether Ben Franklin discovered lightning or invented it

# 1169

his coat of arms bore an emblem of a skull which bees have filled with honeycomb to make their hive

# 1168

She’s trading in her hedonic treadmill for a Peloton.

# 1167

that is the cleverest thought I’ve ever had, he thought,
ten bucks of three-dollar wine coursing through him

# 1166

snapshot: the 19-year-old devout Strasserist handing out copies of his zine called Mimeo Free New York on the street corner in Brooklyn in April, 1981

# 1165

Last night a wise, rich man told me bluntly, “someone as poor as you shouldn’t worry so much about opinions.”

# 1164

Never Forget is made law and senile old people are imprisoned for forgetting.

# 1163

the sort of man who’d curse a mirror

# 1162

official 2020 BCE campaign slogan:
IT’S MORNING IN THE EMPIRE OF ZAUG